One day there was a man named Jim, everyday he went out and killed people for money. He lived a very depressing life. That was until Jim met him.... It was a normal day but then a hero sprung out in full armor and he said "LETS FUCK UP THE PRESIDENT"
Jim followed but he realized he got lung cancer from smoking, so he died. Later the hero was shot to death by his hooker he ordered for the victory party. THE END